Nightmare Moon: *smashing into Alucards room and destroying his TV.*
Alucard: That was a 70-INCH, plasma screen TV. So how can I help you?
Nightmare Moon: You must be the great Alucard.
Nightmare Moon: I've heard quite a lot about you.
Alucard: Oh really?
Nightmare Moon: The nightwalker. Who glides through ocean's of blood. Beyond human and pony. A monster who's power radiates with a darkness that cast a shadow on darkness itself-
Alucard: Oh you dirty bitch. Work the shaft!
Nightmare Moon: E-excuse you?
Alucard: Oh I'm sorry. I like to dirty talk when someone's SUCKING MY DICK.
Nightmare Moon: Perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is Nightmare Moon-
Alucard: And I'm common in San Diego. Guess where I am!
Nightmare Moon: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you.
Alucard: Oh so am I. And I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated. Because this black little whorse strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-INCH PLASMA TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm her alcoholic sister.
Nightmare Moon:* horn glows menacingly*
Alucard:* pulls his gun*
Alucard: Be a sport and grab big sis another beer would you?
Alucard : He has effortlessly slaughtered demons and many others countless times, he has one of the saddest past we know of causing him to shape into one of the most awesome anime characters we know today. He can also heal his wounds, summon hellhounds, rip through flesh with his teeth and can never really die. Luna on the other hand has never hurt a single pony (all except celestia who immediately stood up after falling twenty yards from the ground , I don't know how but logic I guess) and was beaten by only six ponies with friendship . Alucard for the win